Melanoma-on-the-Arsehole-of-Existence

Character Name: Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence

Aliases: Arsehole, Mel, Fucking Bitch, Jane Doe, Joyce Chatterjee

Played By: Drewbear

Physical Description
Arsehole is 5'4" and squat but compact. She appears to be of subcontinental Indian descent, but refuses to admit to any particular ethnicity. She typically grooms herself in what would best be called "90's cyberpunk style", with asymmetrical and wildly colored hairstyles, dramatic makeup (almost like war-paint) that breaks up the lines of her face, and lots of personal adornments that reflect light in disconcerting ways or randomly emit a variety of non-visible light in the near-infrared and near-ultraviolet ranges. Has a mild oral fixation and very, very rarely seen without a cigarette, joint, or candy of some kind.
Background
Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ("Arsehole" to her friends, "Fucking bitch" to her enemies) would be a card-carrying member of the "Are We Cool Yet" art collective, if they issued cards. And if she didn't fold it into an origami crane that would lay tissue paper eggs. Arsehole is acerbic, manic, devoted to her art, but generally directionless. So long as she's able to make art, she's as close to happy as she ever gets. She has a talent for making things temporarily become what they seem to be, although it's unknown whether this is some inborn knack, something learned, or due to some device she possesses.
Other Info
Almost always carries a pack of smokes (tobacco or marijuana), a lighter with a mandala embossed on it, and some form of art supplies (usually a small notepad, a golf pencil, and a pack of crayons)
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